"Hey dad, how are you doing? Is lunch ready? I am really hungry." "No, it's not ready. And what is this mess（混乱）? Why haven't you cleaned your room?" "Me? Clean my room? Why would I do that? Jenna, that's it for me.

  Jenna, the housekeeper（女管家）. No, you have to clean your room, Brian." "Why? It's her work. And she's a woman. Men don't clean. Relax, dad."

  "What? Men don't clean? Where did you get that from? Who told you something like that?" "Oh, calm（静的） down, dad. Forget it. I have to tell you something. Listen. I met this beautiful girl.

  She's in 4th grade（等级）. I like her a lot. She's my new girlfriend." "Well, not yet. But she will be. I told her to go out with me. We will go to the movies.

  That's why I want to ask you for something. I need money, please. Just $50." "You met a beautiful girl. You're talking about Patty（小馅饼）, right? Your girlfriend." "Patty?

  No, of course not. She's not my girlfriend anymore. I haven't told her yet, but she will know. I don't care. I like the other girl." "Wait a minute. Patty is still your girlfriend then? And you're cheating（骗取） on her?" "That's what you mean, right? You're dating（注…日期） a different girl, and Patty doesn't know it."

  "Well, kind（种类） of. But yeah, it's normal. We are men. We usually do that. You told me I have to start behaving like a man. Well, I did it. Are you proud（骄傲的） of me?" "Are you kidding? That's not what being a man means.

  You are wrong. I never told you to do those kind of things. I don't do those kind of things." "Don't get angry, Dad. I read that in a book. I thought I was doing the right thing." "Oh my God. All right.

  I will have to tell you what being a real man means, son."