Hello, officer（官员）. Please, I need your help. I have been stolen（剽窃）. Help me, please. Hey, relax. You need to calm（ 镇静） down, okay（好）?

  Tell me. What happened? I was walking down the street and a man pointed（指向） a gun（枪） at me and took away all my things. He took my cell（细胞） phone, my bag, my computer because I had a laptop（膝上型轻便电脑） in my bag. He also took my wallet（钱包）. I had like（喜欢） $10,000 there or more.

  It happened some minutes ago. If we hurry（赶紧）, I'm sure we can get him. Okay. You just go home, okay? Everything will be fine. Don't worry（ 担忧）.

  Go home? No, I think you don't understand. I was robbed（抢劫）. We need to catch（捉住） the thief（贼）, please. He took all my money and my things. You're not going to tell me how to do my job, sir（先生）.

  Just go home and I will look for your things. But you don't even know my name. How could you know who I am? All（ 全部） right. Give me your name and your address, please. Hurry up.

  My name is Jordan Columbus and my address is 123 Sam's Street. Okay. I got it. Now go home and we will contact（使接触） you, okay? See you later. But wouldn't the right thing be to go to the police station to make that corresponding（相应的） complaint（抱怨）?

  No, that's not necessary（必要的）. Or well, you can do it if you want. The police station is over there. Just walk for four or five blocks（街区） and then turn left. You will see the police station next to the bank. Yeah, but can't you take me there?

  I am old, you know. I can't walk much. I'm starting to think that you are probably lying（躺）, sir. Do you know that this is a serious（认真严肃的） crime（罪）? I am not lying.