I don't know about you, but I'm trying to get this beach body that P90X, Brad Pitt, Bradley Cooper（制桶工人）, Tyrese, Trace（痕迹）, Trace（痕迹）, songs, Matthew McConaughey. Beach body, I'm trying to sweat in front of everybody. Word! They got that shorty with them Angelina Jolie lips and lick（舔） my torso. It got me looking like a wet chocolate. Look at my biceps.

  They're kind of puny. They're kind of chunky. But I've been working（使工作） on them. We can be models. I can take off my shirt mad sexy（性感的）. I can stand a camera intensity（强烈） for 37 seconds straight and not blink（眨眼）.

  I can bathe in baby oil. I can run on the beach in slow motion（运动）. I can catwalk down a runway in zebra panties. I can't do that. Having a slow metabolism（新陈代谢） ruins（毁灭） everything. All my friends are being tank（坦克） tops and I'll be in a hoodie.

  I'm good at zipping up my insecurities thinking I can sweat them out.